Robert Fleming
Drag Mother Says

Mother knows best:
when u tuck, look 2 the west,
check 4 an erection,
b 4 u go on stage,
your wig is your way 2 heaven,
brush your wig 100 times, b 4 bed,
keep only what u need,
in a purse,
beauty is a curse,
the curse of heels is worse,
a man wants 2 b taller,
on stage wear heels,
with a man, wear flats,
tell mother what’s best!

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Drag Zuppai

space competition
interplanetary runway
crown miss galaxy

high heel runway walk
daughter trips on red carpet
drag mother lesson

drag queen make up war
black mascara massacre
drag queen frenemies

invisible eye clamps
Edith Head costume design
Norma Desmond eyes

short-haired cat feud
first lady of Grey Gardens
tail of two Edies

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