Lauren Busser
It Takes 30 Days to Break a Habit

Day 1
Lost count of the number of times I picked up the phone to call you.

Day 2
Purchased seven pints of ice cream and two bottles of wine. Started wearing yoga pants everywhere. (I’m a cliché.)

Day 7
My new favorite ice cream flavor is called ‘Bad Habit.’ (Ironic.)

Day 10
Stalked you on Facebook. You have a new girlfriend?

Day 12
Accidentally sent your new girlfriend a friend request. Panicked all night. Doused some Bad Habit with brandy, and flambéed it. (Delicious)

Day 15
She hasn’t accepted yet. Why?

Day 21
Fuck me. We’re friends now.

Day 22
Shit, she wants to meet for coffee.

Day 24
Dammit, I like her!

Day 30
Why didn’t you call her back?