from A Brief History of Our Ears
A Brief History of My Ears
My ears began as multicellular creatures crawling slowly in sand. They might have been mistaken for oysters washed up on shore or even mussels, but there were no pearls inside the shells of my ears. For protection, they buried themselves in sand. Even then, my ears could hear the world grinding its savage teeth. Even then, they could hear the animals dying in battle or fleeing from it. When the sea covered them, they floated for ages until they sprouted wings with tiny hairs. Then they joined the flocks of ears rising into the sky, surveilling the earth for a home. Over time, some settled on rocks and evolved into moss. Others landed on trees and shook like leaves until they became leaves. Some just became the ears of the wind. And some collided with other ears and fell to the ground unconscious, stomped on again and again. My ears dove onto the top of my head, where they fluttered like butterflies until I caught them and cupped them to the gluey sides of my face, where they stick out like antennae.